Lazarus [I just make up the titles]Apr 27, 2006 2:56:10 pm
I went into the feed store in town and the same 50ish country woman was there...same caked on makeup and yelling at all the "asshole" men she has to work with.
Guy behind her see's me and says "stop arguing and help the man..." <----southern drawl
She says "shut UP EARL! or I'll have to talk to you about VIAGRA again!"
(now she has my attention)
I say (taking the bait) "whats wrong with viagra?"
She literally snorts "IT'S NOT NATURAL!"
I say...well..."you're wearing a bra, makeup and hairspray...I'm pretty sure you weren't born like that"
She still gives me dirty looks when I go in there.
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Guy behind her see's me and says "stop arguing and help the man..." <----southern drawl
She says "shut UP EARL! or I'll have to talk to you about VIAGRA again!"
(now she has my attention)
I say (taking the bait) "whats wrong with viagra?"
She literally snorts "IT'S NOT NATURAL!"
I say...well..."you're wearing a bra, makeup and hairspray...I'm pretty sure you weren't born like that"
She still gives me dirty looks when I go in there.
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