I know exactly what you are saying...and you're right...it can get really obnoxious.

Full Member (me): You don't want to know what a Yes vote takes (referring to voting the eval into full membership)
Me: It's painful
Eval: does it involve something called "Brutus"?
Me: No, the words steamer come to mind.
Me: ....or you give me a Manhattan cheese steak...
Me: ....then i give you one
Me: anally
Eval: only if i can return the favor with a zombie face, flaming dragon, or a glass bottom boat.
Me: boat pls
Eval: sounds like a deal
Me: vote upgraded to probable


Heh, I think he'll fit in just fine into our little guild.