she's a hottie
admit it: you want her
everyone 'in the know' is aware that Halliburton - with their billions of ill-gotten no-bid dollars - developed a next-generation mind-control beam for Bush; one that easily circumvents tin foil.
so susan and like-minded folk have had to resort to dangerous drugs that ravage the body, yet prevent the mind from being controlled. well, they have to do this until the Reynolds corporation finishes its rushed alteration of their tin foil recipe to include new compounds of greater bush-wave resilience. its taking longer than expected, though, because they're also trying to make the foil bulletproof, in case cheney happens to be hunting in the vicinity.