syr - excels in excellenceMar 18, 2006 6:44:48 am
My neighbors will usually get a tiny amount of slack for doing that. After all, they are usually good about it and I have been known to park in one of their spaces for 10 minutes with my blinkers on while I unload groceries.
Sooooo, I can say that this suv wasnt one of my neighbors. It belonged to a realtor who was showing the house down the street (thats been on the market since december, after the first contract fell through around closing time).
She had left the people she was showing the house to there, and had come up to make some cellphone calls. I saw her standing outside so I went out to ask her to move it, and anytime I started to say something she held up a finger for me to wait because she was on the phone. As she talked she was slowly walking back towards that house, so I finally just went inside and waited for a prime moment.
They all walked back to the car, happy in whatever decision they had made. When they were in it, I went out...stood in front of the car... and flipped the realtor off. She rolled down the window and said "What is your problem?"
I said "You're parked in my space."
'Well I didn't know! There no reason to be vile to me!'
"Wrong. I tried to ask you nicely, but you wouldn't let me get a word in over your calls. Now, why do you think that there are numbers on the space and a big "reserved" notice on it? I'm impressed that you can actually sell houses without being able to read...or perhaps you're just very very stupid. Well I hope you clients look out for themselves, because if you aren't intelligent enough to figure out what 'reserved' means and to piss off their potential neighbors then I doubt you are working in their best interests. Fuck you, you worthless bitch."
and then I walked inside.
I hope I lost her the sale ^_^
Sooooo, I can say that this suv wasnt one of my neighbors. It belonged to a realtor who was showing the house down the street (thats been on the market since december, after the first contract fell through around closing time).
She had left the people she was showing the house to there, and had come up to make some cellphone calls. I saw her standing outside so I went out to ask her to move it, and anytime I started to say something she held up a finger for me to wait because she was on the phone. As she talked she was slowly walking back towards that house, so I finally just went inside and waited for a prime moment.
They all walked back to the car, happy in whatever decision they had made. When they were in it, I went out...stood in front of the car... and flipped the realtor off. She rolled down the window and said "What is your problem?"
I said "You're parked in my space."
'Well I didn't know! There no reason to be vile to me!'
"Wrong. I tried to ask you nicely, but you wouldn't let me get a word in over your calls. Now, why do you think that there are numbers on the space and a big "reserved" notice on it? I'm impressed that you can actually sell houses without being able to read...or perhaps you're just very very stupid. Well I hope you clients look out for themselves, because if you aren't intelligent enough to figure out what 'reserved' means and to piss off their potential neighbors then I doubt you are working in their best interests. Fuck you, you worthless bitch."
and then I walked inside.
I hope I lost her the sale ^_^