So, I'm dating a girl and after about 4 weeks of going out a couple times a week she wants to go on a moonlit hike in the woods tonight. Odds that she's going to murder and bury me in the forest? (eBolters)

by xanthomas, Saturday, February 11, 2017, 16:09 (280 days ago)

She loves the outdoors and hiking and I love the moon (it's a full moon out) and stargazing and stuff. I'm actually quite looking forward to it. Also it's fucking 80 degrees outside in early Feb so best to enjoy all this outdoor stuff with her now cause I'm not going outside in the summertime.

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"The stars fell from the night sky as he reached his hands in the air"

That depends on if if are good comapany or not.

by madmike, Saturday, February 11, 2017, 21:26 (280 days ago) @ xanthomas

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I'm alive! Hooray!

by xanthomas, Sunday, February 12, 2017, 09:22 (280 days ago) @ madmike

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"The stars fell from the night sky as he reached his hands in the air"

woot! Congrats! Hope it was a good time then. :)

by Baldaran, Sunday, February 12, 2017, 12:12 (279 days ago) @ xanthomas

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I'm alive! Hooray!

by Gryx, still with both kidneys, I hope?, Sunday, February 12, 2017, 12:44 (279 days ago) @ xanthomas

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Meant so say that I hope that you're back and still in possession of both kidneys.

by Gryx, Sunday, February 12, 2017, 12:46 (279 days ago) @ Gryx

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Oh good you are more entertaining then we thought you were

by madmike, Sunday, February 12, 2017, 15:32 (279 days ago) @ xanthomas

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I'm pretty good company!

by xanthomas, Monday, February 13, 2017, 18:41 (278 days ago) @ madmike

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"The stars fell from the night sky as he reached his hands in the air"

hooray! I have done that before. The hiking to look at the full moon...

by syr, Monday, February 13, 2017, 09:28 (279 days ago) @ xanthomas

tho there was some nakedness too.

Oh man, it was so gorgeous, the location and my company

by xanthomas, Monday, February 13, 2017, 19:04 (278 days ago) @ syr

It was perfect. We got there well after dark and the moon was still quite low, so hiking along the trail we had only the light of her big flashlight and we were just surrounded by animals rustling in the leaves and brush. Sometimes it came quite close and we stopped to flashlight on it to see if we could see the deer or fox or whatever it was. We never quite did.

It was a warm night, and she led me to a spot on the lake, and the water is quite low right now so there were lots of exposed rocks, including this cliff face with big giant rocks and we sat down on one of those overlooking the lake and surrounded by woods on all sides.

I got pretty hot, being an out of shape couch potato nerd so I was a little sweaty and tuckered out when we got there. The rocks were cold though, so after a little sitting and talking and looking around we laid down and held hands and looked at the stars for a while and cooled off. After a little while she climbed on top of me and we just held each other for a while still. She was amused by how my heartbeat would speed up when she kissed me and told me she likes my smell.

While this was happening the full moon started to rise above the trees and it was just breathtaking being able to see the wild around us in the bright moonlight so we sat up to enjoy the view and talk some more. There was still the sound of the deer in the woods all around us, across the water, at one point a squirrel ran up a tree right near us and that was the only animal we actually saw.

There was lots of making out, but no nudity or other hanky panky. We were out there until almost midnight and then walked back along the trail with no flashlight because the moon was so bright we could see.

If this ends up being something serious (and I hope that it is) that night will be a romantic story we tell, I'm sure. That and how she flirted with and eventually hit on me relentlessly for a month before I asked her out. :-D

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"The stars fell from the night sky as he reached his hands in the air"

only took you a month to catch on? smarter than the avg guy dude.

by Soth, Monday, February 13, 2017, 23:58 (278 days ago) @ xanthomas

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Hooray!!

by Joan, Sunday, February 12, 2017, 16:24 (279 days ago) @ xanthomas

Remember, she can't murder you if you murder her first!

I'm sorry officer, I just know she was going to murder me if I didn't strike first! Why else would a fun pretty girl lure me out into the woods all night?

by xanthomas, Monday, February 13, 2017, 17:35 (278 days ago) @ Joan

What do you mean she probably just wanted to have sex?

GODDAMMIT WHY AM I SO BAD WITH TEH LADIES!!

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"The stars fell from the night sky as he reached his hands in the air"

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